{"product_id":"giddy-the-porch-goose-55-00","title":"Giddy The Porch Goose","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMeet Giddy! 🪿\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWell hello there! I’m \u003cstrong\u003eGiddy, \u003c\/strong\u003eyour porch supervisor, neighborhood greeter, and the sassiest goose this side of the garden. My job? Making sure every guest is welcomed with a smile, a little charm, and just the right amount of goose attitude!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI don’t just stand around looking cute (although I’m \u003cem\u003every\u003c\/em\u003e good at it). I show up for \u003cstrong\u003eevery holiday\u003c\/strong\u003e, every season, and every excuse to dress up. Pumpkins? Yep. Santa hat? Absolutely. Patriotic? You bet! If there’s a celebration, I’m already dressed for it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFun fact: Porch geese have been stealing hearts since the 1980s, when lawn geese first became a beloved tradition across the Upper Ohio River Valley. Before long, families everywhere decided we deserved fabulous outfits for every season, and honestly, they were right!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade from durable metal with charming rustic details, I’m built to watch over your porch, patio, or garden all year long. Dress me up with adorable seasonal outfits to match your style, and if you want me to stay extra grounded through windy days (or curious critters), just fill me with sand for added weight. I take my porch security \u003cem\u003every\u003c\/em\u003e seriously.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSo go ahead… give me a place to stand, a cute outfit to wear, and I'll happily become the most talked-about member of your front porch family!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🪿 \u003cstrong\u003ePlease Note:\u003c\/strong\u003e Due to my size, \u003cstrong\u003eGiddy is available for LOCAL PICKUP ONLY.\u003c\/strong\u003e No shipping—I'll be waiting at Frankie J's Boutique to waddle home with you!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"evergreen","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":58235138736431,"sku":null,"price":55.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0304\/7912\/2531\/files\/GU3S4LG26_3.jpg?v=1784655725","url":"https:\/\/frankiejsboutique.com\/products\/giddy-the-porch-goose-55-00","provider":"Frankie J’s Boutique","version":"1.0","type":"link"}